My Cancer Journey III

My Cancer Journey III

This week’s installment is shorter.

Shorter is not intentional – rather, it just turned out that way. This past week (11/21-28/2023) straddled the Thanksgiving Holiday, posing a challenge that will be covered later. Another challenge that came up was in the form of a book sent to me by my sister and her husband. Reading it last night, there was something came up that caused me to do a quick re-edit… having to do with the privacy of the patient and doctor(s). Instead of naming the names of the professionals involved in my care, I will be referring to them in terms of the care they are giving me. I may change the edits later.

Starting Out

The second round started on the 19th of July 2023.

As I mentioned before, I was upbeat about my appointment with the Oncologist. After all, my appointment with my Primary Care Physician the previous Wednesday went well, and there was no news from the surgeon who did the resection from the MRI she had ordered less than a week earlier. My presumption was that no news was good news, so, my visit with the Oncologist would provide me with a medical “Trifecta” that would make me feel really good about myself and my long-term prognosis.

It had been a little over two years since the initial colonoscopy and follow-up surgery. The Oncologist kept me “under observation” with visits every quarter, sliding to visits every six months after a year of quarterly visits. Six months prior to my July visit, I was handed off to a Nurse Practitioner with the promise that my visits would alternate with the good Doctor and the Nurse Practitioner for the remainder of the five-year observation period.

Fine by me.

Just after my visit with my PCP on the 12th, I went to the cancer clinic for a CAT scan at the Oncologist’s request. It was a simple visit. The tech and I had met on several previous occasions. We both knew what needed to be done and the visit was over almost as soon as it started. The only problem I had was with what is called the contrast. There was a newer tech being trained and she had some problem finding a vein. She managed to get me my first bruise from either giving or taking blood. I excused the tech trainee on the basis of lack of experience.

The week between my visit with my PCP and my appointment with the Oncologist went well. Nothing unusual. Took care of some bills, coped with the heat, went shopping, you know, the usual. No word from the surgeon from the MRI she ordered for me, so I presumed that when I went to see the Oncologist on the morning of the 19th at 9:40am that we would have a pleasant visit and I would walk out with a Trifecta.

Missed it by that much.

The Oncologist told me that when looking at the CAT scan, she and the tech had noted a 3cm growth on the edge of my liver.

Now, three centimeters isn’t very much. Just a little over an inch. But those three centimeters are enough to cause concern. We’re talking in terms of a vital organ. While the Oncologist spoke of possible treatment options, my head was trying to wrap around the fact that the cancer I thought I was rid of had made an encore performance.

The good news that morning was that the offending cancer was small and likely excised with little or no problem. The not as good news was that there would definitely be some additional treatment involved. Radiation was mentioned. Chemotherapy was mentioned. There would have to be a biopsy and the involvement of another surgeon. The Oncologist mentioned several choices of surgeon. I asked her which surgeon she would trust. She told me. I told her that if she trusted the surgeon she recommended, I would trust her judgement.

The choice was made. Orders were sent.

All I had to do was to wait for the call to see when I would see the surgeon.

My Cancer Journey II

My Cancer Journey II

If you are following or thinking of following this thread, good news. I have decided to publish chapters on Tuesdays. Hopefully without fail.

Here’s the second installment:

Allow me to introduce myself.

My name is Bruce, although I have had several monikers attached to me by myself and others.

For instance, someone on my high school yearbook took a picture of me playing my cello with the legend, “It’s Harpo! It’s Chico! It’s Groucho! No, it’s Bruco!”[1] I adopted the moniker a couple of years later when I was on the radio as “Bruco in the Nighttime.”[2] Radio was one of several career stops along the way. We’ll get there in just a bit.

When asked where I am from, I tell people that I was born in Maryland, weaned in Pittsburgh, went to elementary school in the Cleveland Ohio area, and to high school in Chillicothe Ohio. As this story unfolds, I have been living in what I refer to as my little corner of the DFW Metromess since 1998. This current location marks the second time I’ve lived in Texas – I lived in a corner of Houston back in the early ‘80s.

I am the oldest of six and the furthest flung. Three of my siblings live in Ohio, the other two are in Indiana and Maine.

My parents were the younger siblings of their respective families. Dad had an older sister living in Houston. Mom’s sister lived in West Virginia, less than fifteen miles from where she and my mother were raised.

Mom, her sister, Dad’s sister, and one of my own sisters were nurses. When it came to my health, they pulled no punches. That’s why I appreciate my care team. I can ask questions and get direct answers.

As you probably guessed from the previous entry, I am married to a woman named Carol. She’s a nurse, too.

Carol is my second wife (and I am her second husband). My first wife, the mother of my two children, is seldom mentioned by me. There’s a certain amount of enmity between us that isn’t helped any by my referring to her as “The Previous Regime.”

My second wife is nicer.

Like many “Baby Boomers,” I’ve had more than one “career” in my lifetime. Radio, for instance, was something that I was sort of born into. Robust, distinctive voice, and a penchant for trivia helped me to maintain my own in the medium. To this day, I encounter people who remark about my voice, asking if I’ve ever been on the radio. I admitted so to a couple I was in the process of selling at a well-known home improvement store here in the Metromess[3] that indeed I had been on the radio in southern Ohio. The woman immediately told me what radio station I worked in Ohio (much to my surprise), revealing herself to be the older sister of one of my running buddies.

Small world.

While performing on the radio may seem attractive, the downside is that wages suck. I’ve borrowed the term, “Minimum wage and all the records you can eat.” With the current state of the art, there are no longer records to eat – only what’s blowing around in this ether called the internet.

I had a six-year hiatus from radio in the eighties. Three years each working as a roustabout on an offshore oil rig, three years attempting to run a business I had purchased. I lost he money I saved working offshore running the business.

When I went back into radio for the next six years, the way radio did business was starting to change. I managed to make more money than I did previously, but still not enough to support a family.

There was a short time when I worked in the circulation department of a local newspaper, followed by what I consider to be my second real career selling major appliances for three “Big Box” stores.

Enough of my work history.

I believe I covered my personal history, too.

After “retirement,” I took up writing for fun and losing money. When this second round of cancer came about, I put aside some of what I was writing, to write about this new phase of my life.

Can’t wait to see how this all works out!

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Two things should be noted here.

For one, this book, or guide, or whatever this turns out to be, follows notes I made on my Facebook page and on my WordPress site – bdharrellauthor.com

For the other, not everyone’s journey is the same. These are my impressions and may not be what you would expect if you are on this journey yourself.

Let’s hope you don’t have to go on that journey. If you do, let others know. You won’t believe the amount of support you’ll get.


[1] Pronounced – Brew-So, following the Marx Brothers’ theme.

[2] Not to be confused with “Cousin Brucie” AKA “Cousin Bruce Morrow” or with Don Imus’ “Imus in the Morning” which was being broadcast at the same time.

[3] A friend of mine used the term “DFW Metromess” a couple of years ago. I decided to appropriate (steal) the term to use as my own. After all, “Plagiarism isn’t stealing, it’s merely recycling!” – Professor Peter Schickele

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My Cancer Journey – 1

My Cancer Journey – 1

This is the first installment of many having to do with my ongoing treatment of a dose of cancer discovered this past summer. It is a work in progress – and it is as of this date, nowhere near complete.

Prelude

Cancer is a disease no one wants, but people end up getting it anyway.

Not everyone gets it. But at the same time, the disease seems to make its rounds. When someone gets it, usually he or she will find out about others who either have it or had it. Like going out and buying a car. My wife, Carol and I went last year and purchased a used Chevrolet Spark – a car I have dubbed “The Roller Skate.” Until we made the purchase, I hadn’t noted the things. Now, they’re popping up everywhere.

Is it all psychological, or is that psychiatric?

Back in May of 2021, I learned by way of a colonoscopy that I had rectal cancer. There wasn’t much there. The person doing the colonoscopy removed the mass and referred me to a very good surgeon who made sure that I was clean as a whistle by doing a relatively simple resection of the offending part of my rectum.

My concern at the time centered on what might happen to me. I was sent to Physical Therapy to pump me up with what I needed in the way of strength so that I might withstand what might actually happen when the surgeon cut into me with her scalpel. Words like “Radiation” and “Chemotherapy” were paraded around me with possible timelines that would mean a year taken away from whatever I thought I might be doing in that time.

News of how well the surgery on my rectum went – despite part of it being conducted by a robotic surgeon nicknamed “Karen” by the surgical staff – came from Dr. Palanisamy, an Asian woman who was quite thorough with her evaluation of me. I appreciate her being forthright about what was or would be happening to me. I also very much appreciate her cheery disposition.

It was after the surgery that I started to note the number of people I knew who had been affected by cancer. My parents and both of my aunts had it. Several classmates had lost the battle or were still battling the disease. My stepdaughter’s ex underwent treatment. The same stepdaughter’s new fiancé was diagnosed and was gone within a month.

I came to understand and appreciate that the battle I fought in the summer of 2021 was short, sweet, and successful. As a precaution, Dr. Palanisamy insisted that I have regular check-ups with her and/or her Nurse Practitioner over the next five years. For the first year and a half, those check-ups were quarterly. In October 2022, the check-ups were moved to every six months. Dr. Novosad, the surgeon who worked with “Karen” did regular exams as well, involving KY Jelly and a rubber glove.[1]

All in all, my little bout with “The Big C” was short, sweet, and without incident.

That is, until July 2023.

From July 5 through July 19 I had a series of “Labs”, CAT scans, and MRIs followed by consultations with Dr. Sarver (my Primary Care Physician) and Dr. Palanisamy. By this time, I had been spared the regular exam from Dr. Novosad, although she had ordered the MRI just to keep track of her work.

I met with Dr. Sarver on the 12th, followed by the CAT scan for Dr. Palanisamy later the same day. The MRI came about the next day.

Dr. Sarver was impressed with my attitude and my bloodwork. He sent me on my merry way.

Since Dr. Novosad said nothing after the MRI, I presumed that everything was peachy-keen with her, too.

My appointment with Dr. Palanisamy was on the 19th. I was all ready to declare a Trifecta of good health and had all but lined-up a weekend with Carol to celebrate my good fortune.

“It looks as if there is a small growth on the edge of your liver. About 3cm. Not big, really, but we need to find out what it is. The sooner the better.”

So much for the Trifecta.

On to round two.


[1] I could have said something about the exam being degrading, but in the grand scheme of things, it really wasn’t, as most women would testify after having visited a Gynecologist. I had an exam of my testicles done by a young woman many moons ago. I thought that I might have been embarrassed but found that I wasn’t.

Paper Cuts

Paper Cuts

A portion of my “Good Wednesday” was spent taking care of business I should have been filing quite some time ago. I was halfway through the job when I realized the most dangerous part of going through Chemotherapy.

Paper cuts.

When I dragged out my foldable utility trailer last night for Halloween, I decided to use it as a way to organize the various dregs and vestiges of reminders and notices connected with the various doctors’ appointments and gymnastics associated with those same appointments. Between going to get a haircut (maybe to lose it before Christmas) and heading off to the pharmacy to get a flu shot, I separated enough pieces of paper to put a CVS sales receipt to shame.

All in all, I had at least thirteen different classifications of paperwork covering at least five doctors, four different medical buildings, three Nurse Practitioners, two different drug stores, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

How that partridge got there, I have no idea. Perhaps it has something to do with this being the first of November.

It should be noted that with all that I have collected, I was able to toss half again as much without really trying. I mean, do I really need to keep a roster of sports teams provided by my opthalmologist as a way to test my vision? I didn’t think so.

To be honest, part of my collection of paper is really my own fault. I prefer the proverbial paper trail to relying on the “Cloud” to be able to recall important documents. Part of that has to do with having gone through high school in a town with a paper mill. Gotta keep those folks working!

And then I sit down at the end of the day, contemplating doing the actual filing in the morning, and I look up from the laptop to realize that there is a whole ‘nother bunch of paper in my “In” box that needs attention – including a stack of old photos of “Cousin Julius” forwarded to me by my youngest sister. Somehow, she thinks that I am the family historian… and that’s because I have an old copy of LIFE magazine showing Cousin Julius’ 102nd birthday party. Our grandmother is in the article, uncredited, but she is there none the less. (Sweet Mary Pickford was at the party for Cousin Julius. It was quite the article.)

But I digress.

I have a goal to have a clean desk by the time I head off to the clinic to be infused next Wednesday. I hope that by then, I will find out whether or not I really belong there!

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Going Back Over My Notes

Going Back Over My Notes

It has been a month since I have wandered over here to WordPress to keep people informed or entertained (take yer pick) with what has been going on in my little corner of the DFW Metromess. I have been busy, mostly posting on that social media platform better known as Facebook and doing some bits I have posted over to the cloud to prepare what I hope to be a much grander story that I will be able to sell to a publisher.

But as has been said about the best-laid plans of mice (and men), I ran into a glitch a couple of days ago when I discovered that the computer/word processor I had been using seems to have forgotten where in the blinking heck my output to the cloud has wandered off.

From the looks of things, I am going to have to start over.

Here (WordPress) is one place where I can collect my thoughts in anticipation of an attempt to publish things when I reach a logical conclusion to my current plan of treatment. I will also investigate something called Substack that may or may not suit my needs.

Regardless.

Allow me a moment to explain why I am going through the trouble I am going through to give you a look inside my personal cancer journey. I am not doing this as a way to elicit sympathy or to whine about how unfair life is, etc. etc. etc.

My purpose is to provide at least one perspective into this journey called cancer. If you are going through the journey, best of luck to you. I hope that you can get at least a little insight into what the journey entails while keeping in mind that no two journeys are alike. If you have a laugh or two on the way, that much the better.

Keep in mind, too, that I am doing all this writing for me. Writing, to me, is cathartic. Again, if you gain pleasure or some sense of peace while reading what I write, that much the better.

Anyhoo

Expect my ramblings to develop here in the next few weeks and/or months.

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More Medical Mischief

More Medical Mischief

I recall saying something about chugging cough syrup in a Whataburger drive-through the other day. Well, it worked. Aside from getting results from my little foray into the operating room at the local hospital on 9/11, I’ve had another interesting medical emergency crop up in the past couple of days.

The latest crisis snuck up on me last Wednesday afternoon.

I had difficulty walking. My right leg was letting me know that it was unhappy. As I was still recovering from the surgery a week and a half earlier, I had the notion that the pain in my leg was something related to the surgery.

I was a little worse on Thursday. No big deal, I thought. The dog Filbrix and I had our usual walks and all the world was skittles and beer. I mentioned the hurt to the wife. She told me to see a doctor Friday if things were worse.

They got worse.

Friday morning, I barely got the dog Filbrix a couple of doors down the street when I knew to go back and call the doctor.

Making a long story somewhat short, my doctor sent me to an imaging center where I had a relatively good time entertaining the troops, followed by a twenty-minute wait in my car so I could know whether to head to my doctor’s office or to the Emergency Room.

I was hoping for the doctor’s office. Instead I was summoned to the Emergency Room.

There’s some good news as well as some bad news about the Emergency Room. The good news is that it was within sight of where I parked my car at the imaging center. The bad news was that I had a looong wait at the Emergency Room. Nearly 8 hours long. In pain.

It wasn’t until after the shift change that I was finally called to see a doctor. My wife actually came to recover the car I drove to the Emergency Room, stayed with me for a couple of hours, and then went back home to comfort the dog Filbrix before I was called to be examined.

Another exam and I was given a pain reliever and a couple of blood thinners with a prescription for more thinners to be taken ad infinitum. The wife came back and drove me back to the house to a very worried dog Filbrix at ten-thirty that evening – roughly 13 hours since I left the house to go to the imaging center in the first place.

Things got a little worse in the morning.

I got a text from the “Brand Name” pharmacy telling me on Saturday that the blood thinner would not be available until Tuesday. We ended up shifting our preferred pharmacy to the locals. They didn’t have the full ration of the pills I needed, but they did have enough to see me through the weekend.

Crisis averted.

Even with crutches, I was having a hard time navigating in the house, so, my wife ordered up a wheelchair from Wal*Mart (of all places) for less than $200. In the meantime, I found that the manufacturer of the blood thinner suggested I not use a blade to shave, instead to use an electric razor. Amazon had a Norelco for about $50. It felt good to be able to shave.

I spent the week of Labor Day getting progressively better. The wheelchair worked out to be a handy way to get around for the first part of the week – by the end of the week I was getting to the point where I was using the wheelchair less and less. To a degree I was like the character “Guy Caballero” on SCTV who was perfectly capable of walking – he just used his wheelchair as a way to evoke pity.

The Monday after Labor Day, I had an appointment with my Oncologist. I was driven and went in on crutches.

There was more good news and a bit of bad news.

The good news was that surgery to remove the little bit of cancer on my liver was a success. The bad news was that it was the same sort of cancer found a little over two years earlier in my rectum, meaning that there might be some of the little critters waiting around to infect something else, leaving me with a choice of either playing Whack-A-Mole for some time to come or undergoing Chemotherapy to go hunt down the little critters once and for all.

Chemotherapy was considered to be a better option.

I was back in the Hospital a week later to have a port installed so that the Chemotherapy Drugs could be administered. Before the port was installed, I had a session with a Nurse Practitioner telling me what to expect – she went ahead and ordered up five different medications, four of which were to help prevent nausea and vomiting.

The port went in as scheduled. It took more time to get me prepped than it did to insert the device (16 minutes according to the report). Chemo was supposed to start a few days later. I called the office on Thursday and was told that the insurance company still hadn’t approved my treatment. I suppose I would find something out in this last week of September.

One last little bit of irony just before I sat down to write this on Saturday afternoon – I was cruising through Facebook and found an ad from a law firm talking about the dangers of having a Chemotherapy port installed in my body. Not even one dose, and I’m being told that there was a possibility I could sue sometime in the future.

In the meantime, I suppose all I can do is wait.

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Fast Food

Fast Food

I’ve had an interesting week – one bookended by a couple of fast food tales. On one end, there was a question about Cincinnati Chili, on the other, I was doing drugs in a Whataburger drive-through line.

It’s not quite as bad as it sounds. Allow me to explain.

Monday morning, my alarm clock rang at the gawdawful hour of 4:19 to allow me enough time to walk the dog, shower, get dressed, and headed to the hospital for a bit of surgery. Had to be there at 6:00 to be put under at 7:30.

I met the surgeon three weeks earlier. We discussed what he intended to do to me (remove a small, suspicious growth from my liver), how he was going to do it (laparoscopic surgery), and where we would be doing it (at the hospital ten miles from my little corner of the DFW Metromess). Before I met the man, I noted from the CV he provided on the internet that he had spent time in Cincinnati.

I wanted to ask him Gold Star, or Skyline.

As a point of information for the uninitiated, Gold Star and Skyline are a couple of chain chili parlors doing business mostly in Cincinnati and Hamilton County Ohio selling “Cincinnati-Style” chili to the masses. (For more information about Cincinnati Chili, look here.

Well, I didn’t get to ask the good doctor about his favorite Cincinnati Chili on my initial visit, so, I determined to ask when I saw him just prior to surgery.

Well, here I was getting prepped for surgery and the nurse asked if I had any questions. She answered most of them already, so I told her that since the doctor spent time in Cincinnati, I was wondering…

“Which do you prefer? Gold Star or Skyline?” The nurse came out of left field to ask the question I was about to ask. She told me that she was from Northern Kentucky and her preference was Skyline! Her interruption broke a bit of ice and put me in a better mood.

And yes, when the doctor came in for his last visit with me before I went under, I asked the question. “Skyline!” We talked a moment or two about the Queen City before he left and I was given some happy medicine to put me under the knife.

I woke up about 3 hours later (or was it four?) not a bit hungry despite having been fasting since nine the previous evening.

Pain? There was plenty. Tylenol, some other pill I had no idea what it was was fed to me over the next 24 hours while I was itching to get back home.

When I was discharged just after lunchtime Tuesday, the doctor prescribed a nausea medicine to go along with something called Oxycodone for me to pick up at the local CVS. Well, not me, but my wife. There was no way I was going to drive for at least a week… even if a doctor had put no restrictions on me. Married to a nurse, I know exactly what I didn’t need to be doing.

After getting home and getting settled, my wife drove to the CVS here in our little burg since my phone told me that the prescriptions were ready to be picked up.

One little hiccup.

The message sent by CVS said that the nausea medicine was ready, but that the Oxycodone was “On Special Order”, meaning they didn’t have it. When my wife returned, she explained the situation. I thought it wise to go ahead and wait. After all, I wasn’t too anxious to be taking a narcotic, despite the pain.

That was Tuesday.

I managed to control my pain with double doses of Tylenol interspersed with double doses of Ibuprofen.

It worked, despite the fact that I am not a doctor, nor do I play one on TV.

My only problem was a cough, caused in part by difficulty in getting fluids out of my chest. For a few days, I was chugging down cough drops almost as quickly as I could unwrap the things. Tired of that, I decided that the best thing I could do would be to go to Wally World, to get a bottle of cough syrup.

Since it was Saturday, and since I was feeling good, I convinced my wife to drive me to Wally-World to get cough syrup, suggesting getting sandwiches at Whataburger on the way back to the house. I went into WW, came out with the cough syrup, and struggled to open the bottle while my wife drove us to Whataburger for our sandwiches.

I finally got the bottle opened after we placed our order – dosing myself while we waited to get to the drive-up window. It was then that I observed that I was doing drugs in the Whataburger drive-through lane!

See? It wasn’t all that bad, now was it?

Our order arrived.

While I was securing our sandwiches for the ride home, my phone buzzed with the news from CVS that my Oxycodone had arrived.

Four days later.

I have other thoughts about CVS, but I’m not here to gripe, I’m here to exude happy thoughts.

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A Fishy Little Tail

A Fishy Little Tail

I ran across an interesting little piece of trivia a few whiles back regarding Woodstock, Captain D’s Seafood restaurants, and Long John Silver’s restaurants. It seems that the first Captain D’s opened on August 15, 1969… the same day as the start of the famous Woodstock Music Festival held in upstate New York. The Festival’s last day was on August 18, 1969… the same day that the first Long John Silver’s launched.

I posted that little piece of trivia on my Facebook page the other day with some interesting responses, including from a woman claiming to be from Dayton Ohio who wanted me to add her to my friends list. She persisted, even though I indirectly accused her of “Catfishing.” Long story short, she is blocked from seeing what I do on Facebook.

Anyhoo, I had my first encounter with Captain D’s while on my way to Savannah this past June. To that point, I had been a semi-regular of Long John Silver’s for quite some time. For the most part, I liked what they offered, but one can do only so much with fish and chips, battered and deep-fried. In the absence of Arthur Treacher’s Fish and Chips, and the ever more elusive Alfie’s Fish and Chips (There’s only one, now, in Lompoc California), LJS was pretty much a safe bet… and they were pretty much everywhere. The better half and I stopped at Captain D’s in Fort Valley Georgia. I appreciated the fact that they offered different kinds of fish served in ways other than being battered and deep-fried. Besides, the staff was friendly. If I lived there, I would likely be a regular and know at least one of the staff by name.

(As an aside, I was a regular at Alfie’s Fish and Chips in Chillicothe Ohio and one of the staff was a classmate of mine – Sue Costoff. I’m mentioning this because Sue passed recently. She was an interesting person in her own right and she will be missed by many.)

Back to the tale.

Something I noticed on the trip to Georgia was the numerous Catfish Farms going through Alabama. They were almost as prolific as the Solar Farms on the same stretch of road. While a lot of people love farm-bred catfish, I’m not so fond of it. While I was working offshore, I could count on there being catfish on the menu every Friday for at least one of the meals. One of the summers I worked on the rigs, the rig I was on was towed up to New England, off Nantucket. I looked forward to there perhaps being some variety on the Friday night menu, but I ended up being disappointed. The catering crew would go to the trouble of having farm-fed catfish every Friday. The southern boys I worked with had a latent distrust of us “Yankees” and our fancy New England seafood. I deliberately delayed a flight back to Houston so I could revel in real seafood at a real seafood restaurant in Boston.

I don’t limit my seafood preferences to ocean creatures. The better half has, on more than one occasion, told of living in Colorado. Her parents would go trout fishing in the early morning to catch trout for breakfast. I love trout when I can get it. When the better half recounts those stories, I find my mouth watering at the prospect of going somewhere for some broiled trout.

There was a “Farmer’s Market” held at the Tractor Supply parking lot this morning and one of the vendors was selling fishing gear. I spoke with him because of his hat, indicating that he was a fan of West Virginia University. The gear he had on display was purchased in West Virginia on what he called an annual trip back east. He would clean up and restore the gear before selling it at various flea markets in my little corner of the DFW Metromess. No doubt that he makes back the money spent on the trip and a little more to boot. Nice to have some extra money to spend here and there.

Enough fish.

There is one other piece of trivia I’ve encountered, having to do with excess money. A gentleman by the name of Godfrey Hounsfield had an idea on how to take multiple X-Ray photographs of the human body as a diagnostic tool. He took his idea to a British company that had a surplus of money thanks to a successful deal with a “Guitar Band” of note. Hounsfield’s invention, the CAT scan, was introduced to the world in 1972 thanks to the people at EMI labs. Their surplus of money came from deals they had with The Beatles!

The woman usually at the reception desk at Texas Oncology (where I go to have CAT scans) is a Beatlemaniac. Somehow I think she is secretly pleased.

Enough rambling on a Saturday Afternoon.

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Scars

Scars

Well, it’s official. I will be getting at least one new scar on my body to add to my collection. The opening act (so to speak) of my second go-round will occur a fortnight from now. A surgeon will make an incision, go in with a camera and some sort of tool to remove what was found on my liver, then send a sample of what he cuts out to the lab for analysis so a follow-up treatment regimen can be suggested. Good news or bad news, I get at least one new scar on my torso to add to my collection.

The first scar (discounting my circumcision) came about when I was roughly a month old. The connection between my stomach and my small intestine was not opening properly, causing me to throw up whatever I was eating. The doctor went in through what is now a 4-6 inch scar just below my rib cage, corrected the fault, then sewed me back together again. Through the years, I’ve been a little self-conscious about that scar, thinking at one time that it would be a deal breaker when it came time for me to “Go a courtin'” the young ladies.

The next time I went under the knife was in May 1992. May 8, to be precise. I recall being home the next night, zonked out of my gourd, trying somewhat successfully to watch Bruce Springsteen’s network TV debut on Saturday Night Live. That journey started in the early morning hours almost a week earlier when I was in exquisite pain from what turned out to be passing a gallstone. Long story short, my doctor sent me to a surgeon who performed laparoscopic surgery to remove my gall bladder. Four smaller scars, only one visible yet today. Aside from the scar, I gained weight (about 30 pounds – typical of patients whose gall bladder had been removed) and I gained an Ob/Gyn. Seems that at the time, Ob/Gyns would pick up a few extra dollars by running the camera inside the patient.

The surgeon doing my next procedure was highly amused when I told him the story.

After moving to Texas, I got another scar on the front of my torso from having had a hernia repaired. It’s a scar that can hardly be seen right on the “Bikini Line.”

There are two other scars, both on or in my backside. I had a cyst removed by one of the least personable doctors I’ve ever met. He was one of the best surgeons available where I was living. Hands down. He had no bedside manner, though. I recall a couple of things from that operation – the phlebotomist installing the line used to feed my anesthesia bent a needle getting me set up – and telling a nurse trainee who had come in to give a talk about proper nutrition that one of the most important food groups was Tabasco. I may have been in pain, but I still had fun.

I had not seen it, but considering what I felt, the scar left from taking out the cyst is the largest of the scars on my body.

The most recent surgical scar can only be felt, and only the surgeon has felt it. I’ll just leave it at that.

So, there’s another scar coming. I’m prepared. What happens afterward, well, I suppose I will find out in the next month or so.

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